Weight

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna hai? Pathan: Chashme k sath 75 kg.

Doctor: Heraan ho kr, Aur chashme k bagher?

Sab Se Bara Network

Pathan Mobil compny me job leney gaya

Pehly hi swal k jwab pr use mar mar kr bhaga dia gaya

Sawal tha:

Whats Difference

American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

Amrican: Dog is Better than U

bcz it Swims

Pathan To Nhi?

Zindagi me agar

kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

Agr dimagh se koi jawab na aye to

Dil ki suno

Larai

Pathan:Jaldi Ek Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali Hai,

Pene K Bad

Ek Glass Or Dy Larai Hone Wali Hy,

Qasai Pathan

1 pathan kasaai ban gaya

us nai jab pehli qurbani ki to sab nai usay bohat mara_;-(

Q_?

Pathan

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahay thay

traffic constable ne rokne k lye hath dya

Read Boards Fully

1 Punjabi or Pathan ne Samandar k kinary Board deka jispar lika ta

"DOBTY KO BACHANY WALY KO 500 ka INNAM"

Punjabi:

Mai chalaang lagata hu Aur tum muje Bachana es tara 500 milingy hum Aada Aada kr lengy

Ye keh kar Punjabi ne challang lagadi

Inaam

1 admi ka 1Crore ka bond nikla. Company ny socha achanak batany sy khushi sy marr sakta hy, ek Pathan ko beja k usko aesy batao k Heartfail na ho us ka.

Kafan

1 'pathan murdey' k liye kafan lene gya,

Shop waley ne usey kafan diya,

Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k shop wala pagal hogya

Breaking News

Breaking news,
Aik pathan ne bivi ki MOhbbt mai Naswar chor di..!!!

Are You Sick?

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha:

"R U Sick and suffering frm fever?"

Hand Free!!!

Teacher 2 pathan student: Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge?

Pathan:  . . . HAND FREE !!!:-)