Weight

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna hai? Pathan: Chashme k sath 75 kg.

Doctor: Heraan ho kr, Aur chashme k bagher?

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Podeena: I m not happy with my looks, I look like a tree

akhrot: and I look like brain

Sab Se Bara Network

Pathan Mobil compny me job leney gaya

Pehly hi swal k jwab pr use mar mar kr bhaga dia gaya

Sawal tha:

Ganja Tota

1 din aik Totay ne Toti ki chumi le li...

Malik ne saza k tor pe Totay ki Tind kara di

Kuch din bad malik k ghar MEHFIL_e_NAAT thi...

Malik ne Totay ko Welcome

Spelling Mistake

A small boy took a knife & wrote his girlfriend's name on his hand..

5 mins. later he starts crying loudly.

Juice Wala

Sardar ! yr jahaz jb chlta hai to us ka darwaza q bnd hota hai?

Juice Wala

Sardar ! yr jahaz jb chlta hai to us ka darwaza q bnd hota hai?

Double Sawari

Police wala. Bike waly ko rok kr gussy sy:-

tmhy pta he doubl swari py pabandi he phr b tm 4 admi beth k ja rhay ho?;>

Ghumshuda Wife

1 Pakistani aur 1 Indian ki wife gum ho gai,

Pakistani:

Tumhari wife kaisi thi...??

Indian:

Proposal

Proposal of 5th class boy to 8th class girl:

Boy-I luv u

Girl-Stupid I'm older thn u

Saboot

Police:

Kya Saboot hai K tum Taiz Drive nahi kar rahe thay?

Khawab

Husband: Kal mere khawab m ek larki aye thi, Wah! Kia larki thi

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tumko kese pata?

See The Guts

Enginering and Medical colg principals argued that their students are

Fearless

Medical colg's principal called his 2 studnts and told them to jump in the SEA full of sharks. .

They jumped . . .

Whats Difference

American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

Amrican: Dog is Better than U

bcz it Swims

Baraf Wala

Srdar ko mayat wly ghar se mar par gai
wja?
log mayyat k gird brf rkh k ro rhe thy

Objective Kar Kay Bhag Gea

Boy:Ager main tumhe kiss kar k bhaag jaon to?

Preshani

Girl:Ye jo samne Lrka betha hai is ka name kya hay

Waiter: yeh, yeh to "USAMA" sahab hain.

Try Room

Aik Garments ki Shop k
"Try RooM" se Sardar Je ki Awaz i.....

Student

Police wala ek student ko pakr leta ha

Studnt: sir main studnt hon mujy chor do

Police: tm bina licence k motorcyle chlate ho?

Mujhe Maaf Karna

BOY:Mjhe muaf krNA.Mene ap se chupya tha k Meri Mngni ho chki hy.