Showing posts with label Funny Messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Messages. Show all posts

Single Student

BEST OF BEST
If a single teacher cant teach all the subjects then

Kuch Parh Lete

Marriage procession is going to be departed with running music & I am dancing
Samajh ayi?
Ni?
Koi 2 jamataa parhya hunda, te ajj smjh ondi. Master nu rishwat la k pas hoya maama.

Phool Aur Insaan

Phool Insano Se Zyada
Khobsurat Hote Hyn,
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se
Bhi Zyada Khobsurat Hote Hyn!

Challenge For You

Its Chalange 4 U.
Msg ko gour sy par k Answer lazmi dena.
Laiba k Husband ke sistr ka name Saima ha. Saima ke Sas laiba ke Khala ha.Or Laiba ke Ami Saima ke Mumani hn .

Love Is An Illussion

Love is an illusion!!!
It's a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people...

Correct Your Knowledge

Aj kal 1 msg bohat forward kiya ja raha hai jis me President of Pakistan k dil k doray kamyab honay ki baat ki ja rahi hai!
Zara sochiye! kya ye hamari taleem-o-tarbiyat hai?, Kabhi hum ne socha hai k hum kisi k dil k dorey kamyaab honay ki dua ker rahay hain jub k hum sub bohat achi tarhan se jantay hain k..

My Friends

1 day an Angel tested me..
He erased all my memory & asked
“do u remember any 1 now” ??
I said

Garmi Se Bachne Ka Password

Garmi se bachney k lye Enter Passwrd:
******
*****O
****LO
***ALO

Shehri Aur Dehati Bacha

Shehri bacha: Papa aaj boht garmi hy.
Papa:Hum aaj hi A/C lagwa len ge.

Sardar Ki English

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi...!!!
A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple

Mukka V Khaingi

Boy proposes a girl...
Boy: i love u..
Girl replied:Thapar Marungi...

Good Friend

"Making a million friends is not an art. But d real art is to make a friend who is from wapda and can provide electricity in loadshedding...

Don't Think Negative

I m Lamp.
U r Light.
I m Coke.
U r Sprite.

SMS K Muntazir

Mein Muntazir Hun tere SmS Ka Shiddddaat Se
......dost.....


UPS

As'salam o Alaikum
A true story
1 admi ne 1 ghar dekha jo chaand ki trha chamak rha tha. sirf usi ghar me roshni thi, 2sre roz b us ne wohi manzar dekha us ne ek Buzrg se poucha ye kia raaz h,

Yadon K Meley

Dil me yadon k meley rehtey hain
Mere sath b duniya k jhameley rehty hain

Want A Little Company?

A woman sitting at a bench in the park.


A man approaches her and says: "Hi sweety, want a little company?"

Perfect Person

A Perfect Pers0n
does not bother,
does not shout,
does not flirt wid others,

Brain

: Brain is an outstanding object in the world!
It works 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. From birth 2 death

Kaal Ka Haal

Hum aap ko aap k ane walay kal k baray main bta sktay hain.
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