Elaan

1 admi k 4 bache thy.

Govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs.20000 mahana dia jae ga.

Admi ne B.V ko kaha k mera 1 Beta meri girl frnd se bi hay may woh bi lekr ata hun.

Jab wapis ghar aya to Apny 2 bache kam thy

Admi: Or 2 kahan han?

BV: Jis k thay woh le gya

Tum ne akailay to elaan nahi suna...