Shaadi!!!!

Teacher: Tum bare hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!

Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!


Teacher: oh,i mean bare hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan 

Teacher: IDIOTmera matlab bare ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student: bahu launga.

Teachar: stupid tumare papa tmse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota
Teacher: ya Allah
tmhri zindagi ka kya maksad he?
Student:shaadi!!!!